Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”
you know when ur in a certain position in the car where its like wow if i get in a crash im fucked
“hey im emotionally unstable and not good at texting do u wanna date me”
zebras are just horses that escaped from prison.
I still love the people I’ve loved, even if I cross the street to avoid them.
[jokes about being in love with a character] [is actually serious] [and not joking] [in any way] [at all]